How a Healthy Hentai Administers Public Service! (18+) (ENG)

What advantage do PCs have over consoles? Porn games, of course!

I never got into PC gaming so I didn’t have a chance to check any porn games. Although I’ve watched a lot of different anime, it never occurred to me to check any of them out. Even when I was fan working on polish fansubs (and even translating a few hentai) such thought never dawned on me. Years later, after I got into reading visual novels and checking out series like Nekopara and Sakura Succubus on Switch, I started to wonder what I missed. I couldn’t really change that though, because – well, I wasn’t playing any games on PC. However, after I became a Steam Deck owner, an opportunity has arisen. In fact, in anticipation for new Nekopara (it will probably land on Steam first), I decided to see how much of a hassle it is to fire up a VN title not form Valve store and whether I even want to play those kind of games.

The game starts with this positive message.

I’ve chosen How a Healthy Hentai Administers Public Service! by accident. One day NoisyPixel.net tweeted that the game is coming to the MangaGamer.com store. The thing I immediately liked about it was the look of the female characters – they all looked full-grown and not like 800-year-old loli vampires. Then I checked the description and it turned out that the action takes place in a world protected by State Sexual Police. Its purpose, of course, is to catch sex offenders. But crimes as such, at least according to official information, is not that common (at least in this country and the city Vaginville). As such, the main task of uniformed officers is to satisfy any sexual needs of citizens. They do this while on patrol, in special booths and, sometimes, even a special P.U.S.S.Y. unit is deployed do deal with special perverted cases. We observe this world through the eyes of Shintani Jin, a fresh graduate of the sex officer academy who immediately starts the profession. At the beginning of the game we learn about his deflowering. It was done by a female officer right after she defended him from harassment and attempted stripping by his colleagues. The reason for the indiscriminate jokes was the large penis Jin was endowed with at the age of thirteen…

And at this point we can talk about the thing I didn’t like about Healthy Hentai. As much as I grasp the vision of an over-sexualized society, it does have some problems with, for example, juveniles. I came across one scene with a high school girl who wanted to use officer Shintani’s services. Luckly, she was more mature and whole whing happened consentually. But there were two more occasions when the motif of sexual initiation of very young looking boys popped up. In both cases, it looked like the sex with them was outright forced by female police officers. What’s more, the aroused boys later exhibited obsessive behavior toward the women who were their first sexual partners. I guess that’s one of the reasons why a group called Prude (or something like that) has become active in the city. Their goal is to cleanse the world of perversion and they do it by kidnapping people considered perverted, including officers, and subject them to effective brainwashing to purge their sexual lusts. There’s also an elusive female rapist that has been prowling the city for years. All of this while we are developing our relationships with female (and one male) colleagues.

Can you point femboy on this pic?

There are five sightly extensive character paths and each focuses on a colleague occupying different position. The scheme for choosing the plot of a given partner is very straightforward – just pick her each time the game gives you the option. Halfway through you will see the choice window with only two or three names and after picking one you will simply read her path till the end. Additional characters scenarios are much shorter but they are interesting enough. In total the game has at least dozen of endings and I will be impressed by any player who sees them all. I passed 1/3 of the game (one bad ending and three with female partners) and my brain was burning out from the excess of pornography. In fact, after just two paths, I wanted to put the game away. But I thought that if I chose Rinko, who had previously saved Shintani from being kidnapped by Prude, the game will explain some of the plot elements. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen. Instead I witnessed two of them taking a church wedding given by a penister in the face of the Perverted Lord. After a kiss, the newlyweds proceeded to copulate on the temple floor in order to beget an offspring. At this point I began to wonder what chance of knowing the father is, since the vast majority of sex within the work is done without protection? And, generally, if the couple wants to have a child, can she work without using condoms? That’s only one example of many rambling thoughts that this game triggered during the reading. But that’s a digression, let’s return to the nuptial sex scene. After Shintani came, all the male guests chorally performed cumshots on the bride to sacrifice the holy union. It’s also worth noting, that a soft chorus in a sacred tone played in the background throughout the event. You can really get emotional at such a beautiful ceremony!

Finding SFW screens from sex scenes to put between wasn’t easy.

As for the variety of sex acts, I was a bit surprised – probably because I didn’t notice the “hardcore” tag in the store. But I clicked on developer CLOCKUP on vndb.org to see what else it has in its portfolio. When I spotted Requiem, I sincerely hoped that the title I will play wouldn’t be as screwed up as that one. To this day, I still don’t know why I made Polish funsubs for the anime version of that game… In Healty Hentai, on the other hand, while the initial lost of virginity by protagonist went on normally (I calculated his age later in game), the second sex scene made it clear that I can expect anything. Are you curious how it went? Yes? You’re sure? Ok, so here’s what happened. After the diplomas were handed out, all the fresh graduates went to have sex with their male and female lecturers. Jin and a group of his classmates were already fancy of one female teacher. The gangbang proceeded normally (or at least as normal as a gangbang can be), and after a while they all came on her once, then a second time, and then, as a tribute, showered her with a golden shower from multiple hoses. Admittedly, I didn’t come across anything more whacked out after that, even the futanari horny for muscular women didn’t surprise me too much, since I’ve pretty much expected it from Japanese porn. But again, I didn’t see all scenes (maybe someday I’ll go back?).

Actually, the only complaint I would have about the sex scenes is the complete lack of position changes. Once a couple or group starts the fun, they fly through several orgasms constantly in one setting. It was probably a matter of the creators saving themselves some work and giving more room to maneuver for subsequent intercourses, but still, a kind of dissatisfaction remains. Which reminded me of another, but especially annoying thing – spermbangs! With each ejaculation the screen flashes white, sometimes several times in a row, and it annoyed me so much. It’s a good thing that there is a countdown to orgasm in the dialog box, thanks to it I closed my eyes quite quickly at the right moment. However, even with eyelids shut, I was still hit with a surplus of color white…

Rookies officers didn’t expect that catching a groper will be a lot harder then they thought.

Quality of Healthy Hentai graphics is nice, just as screenshots shows. The character art style is a little less typical and quite detailed, especially with Rinko, where the creators had to show her muscular stature. You can also see the differences in the expressions of the different characters, the different breasts, even the penises are not the same in group scenes (as a reviewer I have to pay attention to different things). During dialogues sometimes there are changes in facial expressions and posture, but overall it is quite static. Sex is also shown with static CG, but as the situation develops the graphics are updated with a change of facial expressions, hiding a dick in some hole or adding visual effects i.e. for implicating faster movement. I certainly have to note that the idea of using transparency on CGs is very cool. For example, it shows how the dude penetrates his friend’s pussy or creates a phantom penis to show the inside of a vagina (the funniest graphics of this type of action can be found in the gallery).

As for the soundtrack, I don’t have any reservations. It adequately plays itself in the background, and most of it is done with live instruments, which is pleasing, unlike those annoying tunes made with artificial instruments in computer programs. What sweeps me off my feet is the dubbing. The cast is female only (even in the case of femboy), and the effort the actresses put into their roles made me develop a new respect for their craft. Moans, screams, squeaks and every other possible sound are often very intense and ears penetrating! I’m glad I had the opportunity to read this porn without headphones, because I suppose even with turned down volume it would have hit my eardrums too hard. The sounds of pleasure, however, are only part of the actresses’ capabilities. They shine the most during normal speaking (more often shouting and howling) lines while still fucking – even with a penis in their mouth! And just as I’m writing this now, I’ve realized that such intense audio has also largely influenced my decision to put the game down. But I must admit that playing it without audio would definitely be an incomplete experience. Sometimes I read VNs with random music because the one in thegame annoys me, but in Healthy Hentai I never muted it, only lowered the volume. This is the best of indicator of how good the audio is in general.

This is one of not many situation when the officers have chest and genitals covered.

I had a good feeling about How a Healthy Hentai Administers Public Service!. At first glance, the game looked to me like a title full of humor and with an interesting concept. By setting the action in a fictional world with the State Sexual Guard Service, the screenwriters gave themselves a big range of possibilities. There are plenty of workplace jokes or humorous street work situations, such as the horny housewife who, after an initial conversation, turns out to be just a day without sex, or the muscular Rinko in a bunny costume who gets horny when she’s called a “gorilla.” The character paths are quite short, so the characters aren’t particularly developed, but we learn exactly what turns someone on. On the other hand the game isn’t always just funny and sexy. The creators have also thrown in a positive message in the form of affirming all vaginas and penises. They also touched more serious issues, such as the boundaries (although it’s clear they don’t really have them becaise of the age of sexual initiation for boys), safe sex and the essence of consent from both parties (thankfully without signing forms). Admittedly, the solution for many of these issues is just more fucking, but after all this is still porn. If you’re interested with this title, you’ll need to prepare 44,95 USD and an account on MangaGamer.com. I think you’ll be satisfied since it should take around 20 hours to read everything. If the price is too high, you can also calmly wait for a sale. I was very positively surprised by the game, but such an amount of drawn pornography overwhelmed me, so it will be a while before I present you something new from this genre.

Of course woman with huge breasts is a must!

Now we can starts talking about starting up the game on Steam Deck. There are two options. The first, simpler, is to install the downloaded game on a Windows PC (it doesn’t even have to be powerful enough) and copy the game folder to the Deck, for example by using Warpinator. From the desktop, the .exe file that launches the game simply needs to be added to the Steam library. To do this, go to Steam, select the library and then the option to load a game outside of Steam and select kanzen2.exe. The game will appear on the left in the list of available titles. Select it, click the gear, go to properties, select extortion and choose Proton Experimental. Then in SteamOS the title will already be visible, but without the cover image. There are properties you need to select from one of the newer GE Proton releases, such as 7-42, for the game to run. The more demanding options for firing up the game are Lutris and Bottles – with them you can skip the installation on Windows and do it directly on Steam Deck. However, I suppose that if you don’t have access to Windows, you probably know how to do it. There are a lot of tutorials and there’s some work involved with it, so I’m not even going to try to break it down now.

I played the game using the first option and generally had no technical problems. One that drew the most attention was the lack of music in the opening and during the credits. Also during some dialogues from time to time I happened to hear a quiet, single “plomp” or something like that. It took me a while to figure out that it was a bug in the audio and  it occurred only with some characters. Everything else works smoothly. The game has a set resolution, and while it fits very well in Deck, on larger screens you have to be prepared for black stripes on the sides of the screen (I also checked this on Windows). At first the image will appear stretched, but just go to config, screen and select window. A separate issue is customizing the control. The best way is to select the “touchscreen mouse emulation” template. In it buttons are distributed as follows: right trackpad and stick serve as a mouse, R2 is LMB, L1 is RMB, B pauses the game by showing a special safe to work screen. I also had to use button mapping because I was reading the game using external controller, so I set the approval to A. By the way, it took me quite a while to adjust the speed of the cursor to get it working with the analog stick. The touch screen seemingly works with the game, but it’s very clumsy because of the small lettering in the lower menu. Overall getting How a Healthy Hentai Administers Public Service! to run on a Steam Deck takes some effort, but the game works well and looks great on it. I also suppose that if someone looks deeper into Lutris and codecs, they might even be able to fully fix the sound.


We recommend the game!


We would like to thank MangaGamer.com
for providing a copy of the game for review.


Developer: CLOCKUP
Publisher: Manga Gamer
Release date: 15 grudnia 2022 r.
Distribution: cyfrowa
Size: 3 GB
Price at MangaGamer.com: 44,95 USD

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